Spooner's Patch

📊 Series Specifications

Network ITV1
Episode Runtime ~30 min
Total Seasons 3
Total Episodes 19
Original Language EN
Creator Johnny Speight, Ray Galton

Spooner's Patch (1979)

Created by Johnny Speight , Ray Galton
⭐ 4.0 / 5 (2 votes) 🎬 3 Seasons 📼 19 Episodes 🏷️ Comedy 📡 Ended
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Synopsis

Follows the daily antics of Woodley police station, where officers are more interested in taking bribes and doing little work than catching criminals. Inspector Spooner lives alone in a flat above the station and often had to deal with the messes created by his junior staff.

Seasons & Episodes

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E1 The Unwanted Prisoner

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

E2 The Morning After...

Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.

E3 The Share-Out

Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.

E4 The Presentation Clock

Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.

E5 Par for the Course

Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.

E6 The Share-Out

The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...

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Episodes for this season are available via edge tracking. View Episode 1 →