John Thomson

Acting • 159 Credits

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

🎬 Directed Titles (1)

Directorial Filmography
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm

2019

✍️ Written & Story Credits (4)

Screenplay, Novel & Story
The Fast Show

The Fast Show

1994 ⭐ 3.9
Writer
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994 ⭐ 3.7
Writer
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020 ⭐ 3.3
Writer
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?

The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?

1999 ⭐ 4.5
Writer

🎭 Acting Roles (30)

Ranked by Prestige & Popularity
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005 ⭐ 3.6
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Grimsby

Grimsby

2016 ⭐ 3.0
as Bob Tolliver
Inkheart

Inkheart

2008 ⭐ 3.1
as Darius
Skins

Skins

2007 ⭐ 4.0
as Sam Brooks
The Gentlemen

The Gentlemen

2024 ⭐ 3.9
as Frank
The Man Who Knew Too Little

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997 ⭐ 3.1
as Dimitri
Silent Witness

Silent Witness

1996 ⭐ 3.8
as DI Warren Bull
Midsomer Murders

Midsomer Murders

1997 ⭐ 3.7
as Cooper Steinem
Death in Paradise

Death in Paradise

2011 ⭐ 3.7
as DCI Chris Ricketts
Brassic

Brassic

2019 ⭐ 4.2
as Colin Popov
Fackham Hall

Fackham Hall

2025 ⭐ 3.3
as Bill
Nightborn

Nightborn

2026 ⭐ 3.0
as Jon's Father
Father Brown

Father Brown

2013 ⭐ 3.9
as John Banks
Plebs

Plebs

2013 ⭐ 3.6
as Mr. Adolphus
Northern Soul

Northern Soul

2014 ⭐ 2.9
as Terry
Men Behaving Badly

Men Behaving Badly

1992 ⭐ 3.6
as Ken
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994 ⭐ 3.9
as Joe Beasley
Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996 ⭐ 3.5
as Self - Panellist
McDonald & Dodds

McDonald & Dodds

2020 ⭐ 3.8
as Jimmy Daly
Last Train to Christmas

Last Train to Christmas

2021 ⭐ 2.8
as Vic
The Day Today

The Day Today

1994 ⭐ 4.2
as Treasurer
8 Out of 10 Cats

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005 ⭐ 3.6
as Self
The Young Poisoner's Handbook

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995 ⭐ 3.4
as Nathan
The Fast Show

The Fast Show

1994 ⭐ 3.9
as Various Characters
This Time with Alan Partridge

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019 ⭐ 3.9
as Joe Beasley
Top of the Pops

Top of the Pops

1964 ⭐ 3.3
as Self - Host
Cold Feet

Cold Feet

1998 ⭐ 3.9
as Pete Gifford
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002 ⭐ 3.0
as Self
Waterloo Road

Waterloo Road

2006 ⭐ 3.5
as Nelson Taylor
Sister Boniface Mysteries

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022 ⭐ 3.3
as Leonard Monk